So I'm getting kind of pathetic. I'm letting giant black moths take over my life. I can't help it. There are just SO many of them, and I am so, so terrified.
According to evidence left on the floor (pieces.of.insect.) and on the walls (kitty paw prints in black dust), Gatinha caught and killed two that came into the apartment last night. (What would I do without her?)
And then today, there were THREE (count them!) trapped in the stairwell of the apartment building. I about had a heart attack last summer when ONE got in. The absolutely worst traumatic part of today was that, like every day, I had to go up and down the stairs like 8 times (no joke) to let my students in and out. Our intercom (interfone) doesn't open the outside gate because some genius (aka whiny and retired) neighbor lady insisted that too many people were leaving the door open, and she was convinced that someone was gonna steal her car. (This was before we moved in.) So now every time students come, I have to go down 4 flights of stairs to let them in.
This bothered me less when there weren't three bat-sized insects trapped in such small quarters.
I know on a rational level that the moths can't hurt me. I know that. But that doesn't mean they don't freak the bejeezus out of me. They're just so big and lopey and conniving and they leave this sick black power on everything they touch. And if when they're stationary, you just never know. The slightest shift in the wind could be enough for them to start flying around wildly, in your face and in your hair.
In an attempt to alleviate my fears / torture myself some more, I looked up the moth on the internet. I learned things that I didn't want to know, like the fact that in Southeast Asia, there are moths as big as street signs, and that in Australia, some indigenous tribes used to EAT MOTHS, like voluntarily put them in their mouths. I also learned that this evil moth that makes it to our town actually lays its eggs as far north as Florida and Texas, and then these caterpillars make cocoons and then hatch and then the moths slowly make their way down south, probably eating goats and small children until they reach super-human size.
So come on, Southerners! This is your chance! Kill any caterpillars in sight. I know that THEY seem innocent enough, but you have no idea what they can become!
In the meantime, I need to figure out some way to get over this fear, because it's quickly turning into a phobia. I find myself thinking about it way too much, worrying that every little sound at night is a moth coming in to attack me. I don't really understand why. I suppose if we were being invaded by something else, that would be the thing I was freaked out by. (We do get a lot of tiny little geckos, too. But they're super cute and they can't fly.)
Any ideas? Please don't say flooding.
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Dear Danielle,
ReplyDeleteHave you tried building some screens for your balcony doors and windows?
You can certainly find the net/screen type material roll at your local construction supply store and buy some simple wood and cut it the size of the windows and using a stapler just cut and staple the net on your frame and it would be light enough that you could place it on the windows and remove it when you need it...
Just an idea, I have repaired some window screens around our house using a simple staple and some new screen rolls.
That way, you can sleep in peace, and to go down the stairs I would carry a fly swatter with me the whole time.
If all fails and your fears increase, I suggest a bee keeper uniform! Just kidding! But that would definitely solve your problems ;)
Good luck with the pest Giant Moth!
PS: We are having a Moss invasion up here in New England right now because it is unseasonably warm, they have procreated in the thousands...but they are the size of a quarter.
Ray
How about getting one of those (very fashionable) beekeeper hats with the netting that covers your head? When students buzz to get in you could slip on the hat and walk past the moths, sticking your tounge out at them.
ReplyDeleteOr, get Gatinha a baby sister...
ohhhh i love the tiny geckos, are they the little see through ones where you can see their lungs and other organs?
ReplyDeleteRight about now (a few days after tha mutant albino roach incident, and many instants of flying cockroaches entering my home) a giant flying moth sounds pretty nice.
I totally have the same fear of moths! My boyfriend and his parents always make fun of me when we go to the beach or to Minas (because they're worse there than here in the SP). However, I seriously fear these flying objects... I think Mothman Prophecies ruined my life!
ReplyDeletemy heart is pounding reading this
ReplyDeleteDanielle I love your blog! Your posts make me laugh out loud (especially the ones about gym girl). I will take your moths over the geckos that plague my home any day of the week.
ReplyDeleteI came across your blog on Google and I just love these moth entries. I actually laughed so hard at this one that I cried. Although I had almost already been crying because the process of getting a visa and moving to Brazil is making me crazy. Speaking of which... have any advice for me on how I can get certified to teach English in Brazil, and then get a work visa and job in Sao Paulo doing just that? I´d love if we could have a bit of an email tet-a-tet as you seem to be very knowledgeable on this subject!
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